Mysterious egg Found!
BY: Lady Glenna
Norman forest: Last night, Sir Timothy and his son stumbled upon a peculiar egg while strolling through the forest. The egg is two and a half feet tall, has a yellow tone with a strange pattern, and its species is yet to be determined. Never the less, little Tim has been sitting on the egg to, “Keep it warm” ever since they brought it home.
Visitors have been frequent at Sir Timothy’s household; Unfortunately all Have failed to identify the large egg. Lady Elsberry, A specialist on new creatures says, “I’ve never seen anything like this! It sure isn’t a chicken, if I do say so myself. This egg will be the first thing to ever stump me, Lady Elsberry!”
If you have any info or may know the identity of the egg, please contact Sir Timothy by carrier pigeon.
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Troll Found Under Drawbridge
![]() By: Sir John of Canterbury LONGFORD, U.K. Yesterday at teatime, Lord Edmund Cartwright found a monstrous troll under his mighty drawbridge. What an unpleasant surprise! He was completely dumbfounded, and is still not quite sure what to do with the beast. It was a scandal to behold. Complete with a shaggy beard, warty skin and a lump of a body, this troll was sleeping when visitors of Lord Edmund rode across the drawbridge to have tea with the noble man. As the visitors passed through the gatehouse, a boisterous bellow was heard from below them. The troll clambered up onto the bridge and grabbed hold of one of the horses’ tails. The horse reared, of course, knocking its rider to the ground. He scrambled away and ran into the castle to tell the Lord of this, with his comrades close behind him. The gates then closed, and have not reopened since. When asked, the knight who was dehorsed said, “I have fought many a battle, but none so frightful as the one of yesterday. That is the most unchivalrous fiend I have ever come within a Megalithic yard of! What a sight!” Apparently this is a feat of natural ugliness. I’m sure the gentle reader will agree when they lay eyes upon this behemoth that it is certainly not one who would be invited to tea anytime soon! Lord Edmund Cartwright is currently at a loss as to how to rid his castle of this barbarian. He has invited his teatime visitors to stay over for awhile, which is not an issue for them I’m sure, for Lord Edmund is said to have the finest castle in all the land, though I’ve never been in myself. He is also not holding any new company for a time until this troll is removed. To give suggestions or provide your services in this matter, find us on Helmetscroll or comment on our page at www.trollunderdrawbridge.blogspot. This is a group of trolls that the one under the drawbridge was said to live with. Well folks, certainly not a beauty, and quite a hassle for poor Lord Edmund. He and his guests will be eating grain and stored meats for the next days - or weeks - until this clears up! What a strange way to welcome guests. If you have any questions or suggestions, feel free to comment on this page at www.trollunderdrawbridge.blogspot. |